I’m in it alone this weekend 😞

Wife is away visiting her family in another state (not that I want her around anyway with how we left off 😒), sister is also in another state doing important people shit, my parents aren’t interested in hanging out this weekend and my fwb says she’s gonna be busy this weekend. And I don’t have any actual irl friends. 😂 Guess I’ll just bar hop and be a lazy broad this weekend. Feh.