Every story has 2 sides

@CaptainBard it’s so teeny tiny a squirrel would have broken it

@SW-User maybe a very obese squirrel!!

@CaptainBard don’t fat shame squirrels!

@SW-User I’m not the one who used the “f” slur!

@CaptainBard #squirrelshavefeelingstoo

@SW-User then stop the squirrel hate!

@CaptainBard I’m not hating on them, you’re the one who started on their weight issues

@SW-User you’re trynna get them into a fight with me by encouraging them to damage my chair!

@CaptainBard I wouldn’t do that, far too dangerous, you’d never stand a chance!! Maybe a fight with a field mouse is more your level

@SW-User I’m gonna recruit both to help me take you down 😡

@CaptainBard you and two rodents? Hardly a challenge

@SW-User I’ve been working out I’ll have you know!

@CaptainBard aww look at you and your teeny tiny muscles…adorable 😍

@SW-User you won’t think they’re adorable when you feel their wrath! 💪😤

@CaptainBard so cute…pew pew pew

@SW-User they’re pow pows!!!

@CaptainBard maybe in a year or two

@SW-User you’ll take me serious one of these days 😠

@CaptainBard don’t hold your breath

@SW-User *throws water balloon at you and runs*

@SW-User *gets knocked over*

@CaptainBard that’s what you get 😤

@SW-User I’m so gonna sue you!

@CaptainBard good luck with that