@BluntSm0ker oh come on 😩

@mindstruggle
Daughter, I'm deporting you to Mexico. 💃🎉🌮

@BluntSm0ker
Not Italy 😒

@mindstruggle
No lazy Italian boyfriend for you, only hardworking Mexican.

@Chern0bylplaygr0unds
Indonesia, as far from Scottish men as possible.

@BluntSm0ker but it's too hot there

@Some1somewhere
Scotland.

@BluntSm0ker Def not my style!

@SleepingWithGhosts
Life doesn't always gives us what we want.

@BluntSm0ker Obviously homie!

@RebelRaven
With a nice nip.

@BluntSm0ker what a nip looks like after 19 kids lol

@RebelRaven
& After 400 dudes sucking on those nips..

@Sutten
Peru.

@MrBlueGuy
Ok Uganda it is for you.

@BluntSm0ker FUCK! 😫

@Iwillwait
You'll do just fine I think..

@BluntSm0ker
Ok..I'm resigning you to Costa Rica..

@BluntSm0ker Deal! I'll send the GoFast Boats to pick you up!

@SkeetSkeet
Lebanon 🥷

@BluntSm0ker habibi

@SkeetSkeet
I feel like you'd be happy there.

@Degbeme
Russia...as far away from your Anglo ppl as u can be.

@BluntSm0ker Oh I`ll have to make some new commie homies.

@Degbeme
Da

@Elessar
USA, Mississippi.

@BluntSm0ker They'll 100% deport me to Argentina

@FreestyleArt
England.

@SinlessOnslaught
So close, yet so far from your future wife I know..

@BluntSm0ker

@SinlessOnslaughtI was gonna resign you to Turkmenistan but you already replied..

@Lostpoet
Yes plenty, Afghanistan for you.

@Mindfulness
Sheep shaggers don't get to travel..

@BluntSm0ker I've been about. Even your side of the pond.

@GunFinger
French Guiana

@BluntSm0ker I'll fit in there.😆

@GunFinger
I was gonna assign you to NZ so you don't get a culture shock but I figured you might need a little change of perspective.

@GoFish
Palestine ..👀


🏃.....

@BluntSm0ker ha

@Captainjackass
Bermuda

@BluntSm0ker meeh

@Captainjackass
I'm giving out the good ones to my homies

@BluntSm0ker good to know haha

@empanadas
Btw this goes for all 3 Baltic states, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, but the Estonians will take it up a notch.