No I just have a giant vagina

Always

With a loud fart, yes.

I do, especially when I’m in the plumbing department at Home Depot. That’s what it takes to get a beyotch some attention over there. 😠

With one leg up.

On that same thought, who else gets offended when a stranger comes to your house and stinks up your bathroom?

Nope, on them like a meerkat

if you pissed in the toilet then you're a submissive lol

Only if they're sitting on it

I rub one oit on the toilet paper roll, so it's never questioned