Do you think there's a such thing as an ideal bra?

@Majorlatency: lol thanks for the offer, I was just asking to see what others thought

@AngelPassion: well you've got their opinion now. My offer still stands.. C'Mon I've got an honest face!

@Majorlatency: yea you do!

@AngelPassion: thanks for noticing. I've been told I sometimes look a little long in the face.

@Majorlatency: hmmm I wonder why 😂

@AngelPassion: You can pet me if you wish! Perhaps it would break the ice and then I can head over and resolve your bra issues..

@Majorlatency: yea lol it would

@AngelPassion: I can sense the chemistry working between us..

*mixes more potions*

*lots of smoke and coughing*

See *Wheeze* - *Cough* - We have common interests mainly revolving around your love of lingerie and questions concerning your body parts and me being lusty..

So if I can offer my services just drop me a line..

*Cough* I wonder if this potion is working?

@Majorlatency: it's working lol

@AngelPassion: Wow I got this do it yourself love potion kit free with a Shamwow...

Does this mean we are dating?

@Majorlatency: it means we're friends lol

@AngelPassion: Well that's great to know. You will find me a great friend. I'm loyal, trustworthy and can keep secret any lurid details about your lingerie issues. I can also offer fitting advice and a hand if required..

@Majorlatency: very good to hear that!

@AngelPassion: Well now that we're chatting, you're a beautiful young woman and I'm a horse.. So there's nothing to worry about, you're safe with me...

Now about this petting suggestion... Can I suggest we start gently and then move towards heavy in say 5 or so minutes..

Outside of that and apart from my love potions I should tell you that I'm a great astrologer and can see plenty of good things in your future providing you slip me a few dollars once in a while and the occasional candid lingerie shot..

@Majorlatency: lmao my future is looking prettty interesting

@AngelPassion: It is and with a few drinks it could get a whole lot better..

So I would hazard you are an Aries... Your favorite color is Green or Blue and lucky number is 8...

Your stars say:

You’re finally ready to put the entire sordid incident behind you, but it’s getting another 50,000 YouTube hits a day.

So is there anything else you wish to know?

@Majorlatency: will I ever be rich?

@AngelPassion: Why you're rich already..... Knowing me is part way to your fortunes.. I will manage your career to become my number 1 Lingerie model...

Just sign the contract below, send me a few glamor shots and I will mess with my portfolio..

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I ................... hand over sole rights to my body, photographs, movies and lingerie to the horse called MajorLatency, (My new manager) who will have full access to all my assets.. Assets are defined and anything really including body appendages...

I am of sound mind and body...

signed................................. AngelPassion....

@Majorlatency: lol I'll have to think about that

@AngelPassion: I don't do this for everybody, so I can give you until tomorrow..

Don't ask me why, perhaps its my sixth sense, but I get a sense that you being being held captive - against your will - I will stare at your photo and you can wink twice if this is true... If this is the case turn on your phone, switch your microwave to Popcorn and turn on your TV to "The Young and the Restless" ...

Using my GPS skills I will triangulate your location and perform a paramilitary raid on the home you're in, kick down the door, drop in some flash bangs and while everyone is disoriented under the smoke and haze and melee of the battle, grab you and take you over my shoulder to a parked van..

Then I will hold you captive until you wink at someone else on here and the whole cycle repeats...

If you're not being held captive then kindly disregard this message..

@Majorlatency: haha I'm bout not being held captive

@AngelPassion: Ah a free spirit, I can see you're playing hard to get... No problem I will work on the love potion a little more, soon you will be weak at the knees and putty in my hands...

@Majorlatency: haha I'm just being myself, not trying to play hard to get

@AngelPassion: Well be yourself... You're young, nubile, a free spirit, be reckless, rip off your T shirt and air your differences... If you do this would it be an inconvenience if I were to prop a ladder up outside your bedroom window and check out your soffits....?

@Majorlatency: lol yea it probably would be 😂