If you were a recipe, how would I make you ?

High on cocaine at 3 am.

well......this explains a lot ......

First, strip me naked. Lavish me in soap like one of those French models in dirty magazines to ensure I am clean and chuck me in the bed for a bit of a mix-up *cough, cough* and after that bung me in the oven at 170-degree fan assist and ...or just eat me raw baby

Go home question robot, you're drunk...

I don't answer to robots

sugar and salt and chili pls

make me with [b][i]BACON![/i][/b]

Secretly

Well you take a tadpole from my daddy and an egg from my mama ....

You'd have to know your own preferences and just use me as a guide to your taste. I'm not the definite answer, I'm only part of it.