Why weren't you in my bed with me this morning?? Ugh....

🙄 Because I wasn't invited last night so it would just look weird showing up there this morning...

Because I have a campaign I have to run, babe! Geez.

Cthulhu 2020! Every vote counts! Thank you 🐙🐙

went to go try figure out where that ringing sound was coming from

Restraining order.

I can be there now

Not a fan of your sleep number setting.

I was there all along, I've been there all along. You just don't see me even though I'm right here.

Someone else already took my place

Because I was up making you breakfast ^-^

Cuz I phased through the floor again

Because you forgot to unlock your screen door sweet cheeks.

I'm a few states away. Its a 25 hour uber ride... I'm sorry 😢

Honestly, if I were less sane I'd consider this an invitation ;-)

normally that answer would be cuz i;[i][i'm married. but today i'm pissed so tell everyone i was there!! :)

You didn't ask.... *blush*

You snore 😫

Sorry, I was in bed with three other ladies this morning. ;)

Ugh it wasnt your turn and i do have other women to see to not just you