What is your selfish confession?

What is that one selfish or mean or secretly offensive trait or thought or value you posses that isn't something to be proud of?

I'm secretly a bit of a misanthrope at heart. I can't stand people most of the time. (It goes as far as disgust some days) But I'm a very sociable and likeable person with a large circle of friends. So a misanthrope and a hypocrite.

What's yours?