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InvaderNice · 26-30, M
I totally get you. It's like you look at it for a minute and the moon gets prettier and then you can see Alec Baldwin landing on it and he just generally is a dick so the moon gets tired of his shit and shakes him off and then there's a whole court case about it and Alec gets full custody of all the kids so the moon goes and drinks a bunch at the Star Bar and everyone starts dancing and the moon realizes all he needs is a place to go where everybody knows his name and ain't nobody got time for drama. And then dawn approaches and the bittersweet music plays and then I have to go to work. 😒