What's something random about yourself that seems to impress, confuse or at the very least surprise others?

that i'm not actually a cat :'(

😟Everything!

Sense of humor

When I write, I write backwards. I've been doing so since I could remember, but people seem to be really taken by it.

That I'm a college graduate and can speak 4 different languages

I'm 39 w a kid in college and that I have a love interest in Turkey

The size of my family.

My collection of robot heads.

My heavy flow and wide set vagina

Deez nuts

That I poop my pants. Heh.

My dynamic personality.