“Jokes” that comedians can’t tell any more

“What happens when you eat Chinese/German food? An hour later you’re hungry for power.”

“Gays don’t bother me, I just don’t want my brother to marry one.”

“How do you tell who is a WASP at a pool party? The ones who get out of the pool to pee.”

“What’s the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know it was bad and you know he did it.”