Interesting phrases part 50 (crazy montage)

For number 50 I'm using a lot of terms for crazy please add your own.

What a "hot mess" it would be if your train "went off the rails" as you "went around the bend" and "went off the deep end" and "your cheese slid off your cracker" leaving you with just "crackers". But I guess that would be better than just "nuts" or just "bananas".