I would be honoured as I am getting famous. 😁🙂

Comment on it in an extremely sarcastic and very friendly way so as to let them know what they're gettin themselves into. *-*

Ask them directly if they mean me and correct them about the narrative. Tell them not to tell lies about me I dont like it . Also this can be done in a public environment to embarrass them.

Be extremely passive aggressive about it and pretend nothing happened.

ask him or her to stop, thats all you can do

I will 😡

Plan revenge

Ignore.

Are they talking about it in front of you?

I would but in and say there are two versions to that, and stand up for myself, or I will ask them why they said this.