What will people say at your funeral?

"I hated the S.O.B. so I'm only here for the donuts and coffee!"

"He always looked 15 years younger than me and was richer, had 3 very Hot Wives and 5 Gorgeous Mistresses, but I lived longer. Ha! "

"He looks good for a dead guy, who is he?"

I don't want a funeral, and I could give a flying fuck what people say because I'm dead, yeah?

She loved to laugh and make others laugh.

"He owed me money. fucker"

Another fine American leave this world - lol

nothing, I really doubt anyone would even attend, prob will end up in a hole for unwanted, just like my mom before me

I don't care. I'm sure it'll be lies to paint a much nicer picture than reality.

Don't know. Nobody'll be there.

Who's funeral is it again?

I am not having a service of any type.

Bye, see ya on the other side

Ding dong, that crazy bitch is gone 😆

"He came, he saw, he conquered"

She was extraordinary

I couldn't b happier:)