My plan for today

Play all 7 Chucky movies while listening to my books, and doing a little bit of stuff here. Periodically getting up for more beverages, washroom breaks and so forth. If i can get past 1000 minutes again today will be most fitting for my grand and devilish design of eventually having listened to books the most in the entire world, wherein all the verdant green foliage of earth shall turn into magical beings singing Bing Crosby Christmas carols, and yea, the sun shall be blotted out on the 7th day, and a gibbous moon hangs eternally above a smouldering planet in fuzzy incomprehensibility.