Glimpsing my enduring legacy
When i'm not using the headphones the mice could be listening to the stuff being played, ergo, over time i could be raising an army of highly intelligent mice who will seek world dominance.
You might be thinking, whoa, The Yawn Archive must therefore think he's intelligent too.
Not at all, i'm really denigrating my receptive capacities severely by saying me a human being cannot learn from all this information the way i'm playing them for my ears, but for mice, and this THIS is the freaky part, is the secret manner in which mice could learn exponentially, like real fast, so that when i pass and there are no more videos and audiobooks playing, they depart from this stinky place and mobilize in the world expanding at an alarming rate, getting involved in all areas of human endeavor.
Yes at first people will be all like what the heck? Mice??!! But they'll prove themselves rapidly and even perform miracles so that there'll be mass acceptance, the world will see them as saviors, but at what cost, my imagination shudders to think of.
You might be thinking, whoa, The Yawn Archive must therefore think he's intelligent too.
Not at all, i'm really denigrating my receptive capacities severely by saying me a human being cannot learn from all this information the way i'm playing them for my ears, but for mice, and this THIS is the freaky part, is the secret manner in which mice could learn exponentially, like real fast, so that when i pass and there are no more videos and audiobooks playing, they depart from this stinky place and mobilize in the world expanding at an alarming rate, getting involved in all areas of human endeavor.
Yes at first people will be all like what the heck? Mice??!! But they'll prove themselves rapidly and even perform miracles so that there'll be mass acceptance, the world will see them as saviors, but at what cost, my imagination shudders to think of.
46-50, M