Which fictional character would you trust to babysit your pet (and why is it a bad idea)?

Mine would be Anne Shirley (Anne of Green Gables)

Vibe: Cottage core, overly apologetic

Why you’d trust her: She’d write your pet poetry, feed them berries, and make up lullabies.

Why it’s a bad idea: Comes back with your cat in a handmade bonnet and an existential crisis about romantic longing. Also, your pet now speaks in Victorian metaphors.