What stops you from being original?

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@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: So I see you're making eyes at me? Does this mean your new years resolution is to make a move in my general direction..? If so please make sure it's me and not my doppleganger.. (I'm the one without pants on)

@Majorlatency: No. I am just staring at you. Your words always have me shaking my head and laughing!

@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: Hmmm... A smile is but a frown turned upside down my friend...... Your head shaking could be construed as nodding in agreement if you were lying on your side.. Either that or you are having a seizure...

@Majorlatency: LOL

@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: So we are lying down facing each other.. You're making eyes at me, I'm drooling.. (I have a metal plate in my head and usually orgasm if someone turns the microwave oven on)... With a pool cue you coyly reach across the room in an attempt to hit the popcorn setting on your General Electric Spacemaker Appliace.

@Majorlatency: No no no, none of this.

@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: It's o.k. I can take a subtle hint... In your case does no mean no?

@Majorlatency: My no is a no. :D

@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: O.k. I can take a hint... *Slinks away into the shadows* You can hear a strange grunting noise, followed by shouts of Yes, Yes, YES, and to your horror you notice your scantily clad sister (Visiting for the holidays) has turned on the microwave to reheat a slice of pizza.. (To be continued)