I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Just looked in my pantry and I forgot to buy peanut butter.

How can this be? Cannot have just a jelly sandwich. That's just. Faking it. Or Anticlimactic.

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Get to a stove. Cut bread into small pieces.
Put those bread in a bowl, some water, and some cream, butter and sugar and milk, if you like. Let it all become thick

And a new Breakfast is ready for you.

SW-User

@TheOrionbeltseeker add egg?

TheOrionbeltseeker · 36-40, M

@SW-User To the taste. Without egg, it tastes a bit more breadish.

MethDozer · M

@TheOrionbeltseeker How many years were you in prison?