Are you so electric you turn everything you touch into static?

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I think electricity is just organized lightning. I am organized lightning. When people touch me, they never want to touch me again.

SW-User

Why do they never want to touch you again?

TrumanTheTrueman · 31-35, M

@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: Because I scare them to death with my shock.

SW-User

@FlatEarthWarfare: Oh come on.

TrumanTheTrueman · 31-35, M

@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: What? lol

SW-User

@FlatEarthWarfare: I am not buying that.

TrumanTheTrueman · 31-35, M

@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: Why?

SW-User

@FlatEarthWarfare: Because you can't be generating that much electricity to scare people.

TrumanTheTrueman · 31-35, M

@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: I am like powder. I generate so much of it that I can move objects with my mind

SW-User

@FlatEarthWarfare: 👀