Now that I have no job I feel like I have no schedule it's a weird feeling
Do I still get up like normal or do I sleep in I don't know what the F to do
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GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
Have you tried rending your body for Amazon at one of their warehouses?
I hear they don't pay extra for crippling yourself, but your manager and betters there may take it into consideration the next time you get bored standing in line at HR waiting for a chance to complain about said manager bullying you.
If that fails, you can start an illegal drug and scalping fencing-laundering trade with the guys that gather 'round the shady part of the warehouse in the wee twilight hours with they items they swiped from paying customers waiting to get what they ordered while Bezos sees the Globe that is our Dystopian HellWorld from space on Elons Private DongNozzel Tesla Rocket.
This is peak Neoliberalism, it only gets better and better from here! 😉
Get excited! Turn that frounn upsidedown 'cause we're all just brands now, buddy.🙂
God weeps at humanity in the Clouds...😭
Take the God Pill. You'll like it!
🤍💊
😇
I hear they don't pay extra for crippling yourself, but your manager and betters there may take it into consideration the next time you get bored standing in line at HR waiting for a chance to complain about said manager bullying you.
If that fails, you can start an illegal drug and scalping fencing-laundering trade with the guys that gather 'round the shady part of the warehouse in the wee twilight hours with they items they swiped from paying customers waiting to get what they ordered while Bezos sees the Globe that is our Dystopian HellWorld from space on Elons Private DongNozzel Tesla Rocket.
This is peak Neoliberalism, it only gets better and better from here! 😉
Get excited! Turn that frounn upsidedown 'cause we're all just brands now, buddy.🙂
God weeps at humanity in the Clouds...😭
Take the God Pill. You'll like it!
🤍💊
😇
