Have you found yourself between a rock and a hard place lately?

In a way yes. A tough situation.

More like a rock and all of my hope and dreams, but a hard place is close enough.

Yes.

I could never get in between the two.

Yeah, very much

yes.

Yes! I was playing hide and seek the other day! I was surprised!

I'm literally about to drop out and become a bum

Did you mean: ~my entire life?

No. :/

Would that be like being between a fat chick and a headboard