I fucking hate hate hate YouTube ads.

First of all they're all formulaic and predictable. Second of all they're all patronizing like I'm a fucking 5-year-old like if they make something hip and exciting (and predictable) I'm gonna go, "Wow, that's so 2022, I'm buying it now." Thirdly, more and more of them are adopting this stupid-ass EQ (a sound edit) that drives my misophonia crazy. I can hear every slobber string snap in their mouth. "The secret to making a TUHHHHHHasty TTTTUUUUHHHHHurkey PPPPPPPPUHinwheel!" After hearing that, I don't give a goddamn fuck what the secret is, I just want you to shut up and stop playing 60 seconds worth of ads after EVERY SONG and then ask me "are you still listening? Are you still listening? Are you still listening? I haven't had an input in 5 minutes. Mothafucka, ARE YOU STILL LISTENING?! I NEED YOU TO RESPOND SO I KNOW I CAN TORTURE YOUR EARS WITH MORE ADS THAT WERE EDITED BY A RETARDED ALIEN WHO CAN'T HEAR T'S AND P'S!!!!!!!!!"

SHUT



THE FUCK




UPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!