What is something people often say that has you going 'there is no such thing' ?

No such thing as a small favour? why?

@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: because nobody knows the future, and what the consequences of that favour will be.

@ChasingBrainBros: But some small favours are just that. Like 'can you get me a cup of tea mate, ta?!'' :P

@Aidolovemostofyourthoughts: then the kettle explodes and you're left fighting the raging kettle fire all day so you miss the birth of your new pug puppies!

@ChasingBrainBros: LOL. Dude! :)