What is a name that could be a derivative or a close name to the name Ted?

No! Don't mention them, they'll be back 😱

*checks Twitter feed* nope they never went away @Onecharmingman:

@Lemony: I knew there was a reason I didn't use Twitter.

@Onecharmingman: I only use it for jedward and john Cusack so...

@Lemony: I think you have a J obsession, there is treatment available.

@Onecharmingman: 🤒

@Lemony: might be serious, there's a final test. Do you follow any of:

Jeremy Clarkson
John Prescott
Johnny Vegas
Jennifer Saunders

All of the above. 😫😫😫😫😫😫@Onecharmingman:

@Lemony: This is serious, sit down, don't move. Help us on its way 🚑

@Onecharmingman: you forgot Jonathan Ross😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Lemony: oh, I think it's too late.