What did you do this one time?

And here you are!

Well to be perfectly honest, I've squandered the rest of my life attempting to get back in...

@Majorlatency: 😂

Sorry for my delayed response, I was exploring the "Russian Singles" tab...

@Majorlatency: LOL. You looking for a Russian bride?

No I was just window shopping and giving my credit card number away with gay abandon...

@Majorlatency: 😂

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Russia!
Russia who?
Why are you Russian to get married?

That joke is for six year olds and under...

Anyway, off to find another birth canal.. See you later..

@Majorlatency: Toodles!

You know I can sense a certain chemistry between us... Perhaps next time I'm in the UK we should meet and stare into each others eyes of a bunsen burner flame...

@Majorlatency: LOL. I ain't coming!

I sense this on going resistance from you... Is your bra strap caught on the door knob.. ?

@Majorlatency: No. I am willfully resisting. :P

You mean with all my wooing and tap dancing you're not at all intrigued... Damn you're a complex woman.. There again aren't we all..

* Slopes off into the dark with his Junior Chemistry Set tucked under his arm *

@Majorlatency: LOL