Your favorite pickup line

He said Can I rearrange your internal organs with my penis for 15 minutes and then you make me some eggs?.
I said I'm just here to buy a phone.🤷‍♀️

Pickup lines are old news. You gotta harass people with d**k pics...


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Hi seems to be popular here

Do you like rasins? No? How bout' a date? 🙂

My husband's for me was "You seem kinda crazy, but I like it." It worked because I figured he at least had a clue of what he was getting in to.

Chevy Silverado

Are you an interior decorator? You sure the feck make this place look nicer!

You're so hot I wouldn't kick you out of bed if you were eating crackers. Hell, even if crackers were the cat 😉

He had me before he said a word .... his popped collar clinched it after that 😌

"What the hell. Buy me another drink and we could both get lucky."

The word of the day is "legs".

Let's go back to my place and spread the word.