DIY is king

DANG IT!.....I told that Boothead kid and the Beavis one to get me a hoe from the shed and they came back with a prostitute instead. I tell you h'what...they are the worst landscapers in the neighborhood and what kind of business name is AssGrass? It's no wonder why everyone is joining the DIY community. You can't trust these amateurs. Their lawnmower didn't even use propane fuel. It's like they've never heard of Strickland Propane before!