I'm in a slump... I wish there was something to help elevate my mood.

Hmmmm.. I don't recall ever hearing of this.

@OpenArmPolicy: "A slump-buster is if a team's in a slump, or if you personally are in a slump, you gotta find the fattest, gnarliest, grossest chick and you just gotta lay the wood to her. And when you do that, you're just gonna have instant success. And it could also be called jumping on a grenade for the team."

- Mark Price