Why are people following me on here?

You might look and find me on that list now. If someone checks your profile page, it seems they are automatically added to your list of followers.

Just remove them from your followers list.

They want to marry you asap

Well, I don't stalk, I investigate.

You have piqued their interest.

They find you interesting and want to see what you say/do, so to speak !?

It's creepy isn't it?

that's how it is.

magical pussy... ?