Yes and I’m going to church to confess
Need a prayer?

Nope. And you can't make me!

I will let you know tomorrow! 😉

I stole all the cookies and the cookie monster wants me dead 😅

Nope. I deny everything.

Not to SW, oh fuck no lol

🤔 not yet...

I feel like I got everything off my chest...

Unless you know of something else 😏

I say things that I don’t always feel or think.

Yes... I had Starbucks again today 🤦‍♀️

Nah..God knows I’m a sinner.

Yes. I wished the Seahawks team ill will as they were catching up to the Packers tonight. 🤫🤫

Nope

If I gently take my nails over my hubby ‘s lower belly before I get up ... it makes morning wood! 😲

When I was 9 I ate all of my brother's unopened Cracker Jacks and then glued the lid back closed. When he got mad I blamed my other brother and they got into a fight.

Glad I got that off my chest! 😌

Can you imagine some of the stuff a priest has to listen to!

Whatever you heard... not true! I didn’t do it

i confess that it's past my bedtime & im still awake

Not at the moment.

Many things.

No. Confession is overrated. 😬

I steal virtual hoodies...there I said it.

Nothing juicy

I cheat on my general diet when there is pizza 🍕😂

Nothing that would be a surprise to anyone.


"Sometimes I really really want to hurt people"

There can be many things but I don't think it's the right time and place/person.

🤔 nope im good

I have a very sexual side that I keep hidden away from most people.

I promised to lose weight but instead gained even more.

on advice of my attorney I have 3 more years for the statute of limitations to expire.

I am a foot guy. It's not something I talk about often.

i dip every possible cookie/baked good in milk. I know...it's pretty gangsta

Can I see your priests licensee lady!

it would be rather boring if I didn't

Are you a priest 🤔.

every day!

Nope, not at the moment. But thanks for asking.🙂

I punched her in the pussy.