Wanna be my friend?

I just realised I have none.

Well, I have one.

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SW-User

I'll give you all the pancakes I have if it means you'll stay away from me.

SW-User

@SW-User tears

SW-User

@SW-User do you need more? I'm going to the store, I can make more.

SW-User

@SW-User no more. I'm dieting.

SW-User

@SW-User Want me to get you some froots?

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@SW-User Our band wrote a song called "Stay the Fuck Away From Me" - once we have a recording handy I'll totally send it your way.

SW-User

@CountScrofula I will send it to everyone I despise.

SW-User

@SW-User I'll have some like... oranges... I guess.

SW-User

@SW-User I was hoping for more enthusiasm.

Starcrossed · 41-45, F

@CountScrofula lmao send to me too

SW-User

@SW-User I don't wanna diet. 😶

SW-User

@SW-User Froots are tasty.

SW-User

@SW-User apple pie is tasty. It has fruit.