What gives people the audacity

To ignore me....? First of all, there's a 99% chance that I won't message anyone first. So if you're a part of that 1% who I do message first, I expect a response in 2 minutes flat. Secondly, I'm one of the most beautiful, if not THE most beautiful, women on this planet. So you're lucky. And you ignore me? Wow. This is why you men can't have nice things.