Anyone out there want to be my parents?

Im a former ssi recipient my real mother used me for a check and didnt prepare me for life

Lots of old men here who want to be a dad

Well there might be some dance Theory involved because I'm a lesbian in a man's body I can't keep my hands off of women

You good at cleaning? I'll be a father for that. Neglectful maybe, but less so than some.

The weirdos will love that

Okay, go mow the lawn, son.

So you were spared of many dad jokes.

No fak off m8