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I know my place now.

*falls back in line* Just another clone out of 7,000,000,000.
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You're at the tops in my world.
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@SW-User [i]*blaster accidentally discharges and shoots you in the foot*[/i]

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@SW-User god damn it One, put the safety on, you already got my knees earlier. That's it, I'm filing for disability.
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@SW-User I'm not sure if you get benefits like that on the Death Star...they would just look at you as defective...
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@SW-User hazard pay? ;(
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@SW-User ...Phazma would put you in the garbage shoot...
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@SW-User man fuck that bitch, I deserve better having to work with you. You're turning me into Swiss cheese with all the times you've shot me 😒
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@SW-User [i]*laughs nervously*[/i] The targeting HUD was a little off...blaster firing pin too...
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Oh yeah,that's it. 🙄 It's not that you secretly enjoy hurting me! @SW-User
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@SW-User [i]*shoots your other foot*[/i] 💥 What? Couldn't hear you over the sound of my laser...
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@SW-User oooooowwwww take me to the infirmary!! Medic!! Man down, crazy lady shot me again!
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@SW-User I am the medic...
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@SW-User oh God I'm gonna die! :(
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@SW-User But how can you say no to this?!
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@SW-User oh damn ;) 😍
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@SW-User [i]*ignites surgical lightsaber*[/i] But I will have to amputate some things...
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@SW-User 😱 not Mr Happy!
@SW-User That outfits pretty cute.
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@DarkHeaven lmao mmmhmn, I bet it turns you on.
@SW-User 😉
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@DarkHeaven [i]*gets nervous and drops the surgical saber on Heartless's upper thigh*[/i]

Oh shit...
@SW-User Wow. You still have one leg though. You can hop or something.
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@DarkHeaven Odyssey is carving me up like a roast! :(
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@SW-User ...you're the new General Grievious...
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@SW-User 😞 will you still love me?
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@SW-User [i]*has visualization of taking a blaster shot to the head*[/i]

Sure!