Do you have a favorite philosopher?

diogenes was awesome, he was once on trial for masturbating in public and in his own defense asked why people were not offended when witnessing people reliveing other biological needs like eating or drinking or yawning yet were so quick to condemn him, a homeless man for doing what any person would have done in the comfort of their own home, his being a box on the street 🤣

and when offered anything he wanted by alexander the great, diogenes asked him to get out of his sunlight lmfao XD