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Planktin01 · 22-25, M
Two negative numbers. They add down.
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@Planktin01 That's good!

whateverhappens · 26-30, F
Anything men say
whateverhappens · 26-30, F
@SW-User i don't
SerenitiesScars · 36-40, M
@whateverhappens 😶 Girls are pretty..
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
@whateverhappens That's easy to explain. Just remember this:
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@SW-User I just called you a perv what’s wrong with that?
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@SW-User ummmm I’m not a perv *kicks you and runs*😾
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@SW-User you fookin bish 😤
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
Different members of a website being falsely accused of being the same person under different names when I know them in real life and know who they are. Why does that even happen?
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@NankerPhelge Oops my mistake. You did say Answerbag, I do not know why my mind read it as Answermug.
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
@SW-User Just a Freudian slip. It happens. Lol :)
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ZenKitzune · F
flat earth theory
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@ZenKitzune Time to wear my tinfoil hat.
ZenKitzune · F
@SW-User And tonight's bedtime story kids, is called 'santa and the vaginal vortex' 😆
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SerenitiesScars · 36-40, M
🤔 Your cute level..
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@SerenitiesScars 🤣 You're also hilarious.
SerenitiesScars · 36-40, M
😘 Thanks cutie!
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@SerenitiesScars Thank YOU! :)
CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M
Monochrome lipstick and copper wigs.
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@CrustyDDingus Some things do not need to be tried to know they're just nasty.
CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M
@SW-User That's what she said. 👀
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@CrustyDDingus LOL👀
pandainpinktutu · 26-30, F
Water and oil.
Mayonnaise and pizza.
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@pandainpinktutu 😖 to the second one.
pandainpinktutu · 26-30, F
Oh, I agree. There's this weird mayonnaise base pizza where the tomato sauce is replaced by mayo. It's as horrible in taste as it sounds. @SW-User
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@pandainpinktutu I am scared for humans.
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The pringles that I just had.. to my diet
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@SW-User Lol, yeah shoots the diet right out of its zone.
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
@SW-User Pringle Pringle!
Some forms of reality
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@Zombee Yes, it can be quite bizarre.
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@SW-User How dare you question my face? Where is your question mark?
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@SW-User my question mark is on your face 😰
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@SW-User Look at your nose, it's like a garden hose.
coolboy86 · 36-40, M
mass shootings
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@coolboy86 But that was just a bomb ticking to explode eventually.
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Major university head football coach multi million dollar salaries and student debt
goagainsttheflow · 31-35, F
Incosistant lies from catfish online.
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
@goagainsttheflow How do you detect catfish online? I keep hearing about them but I haven't encountered any yet.
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@goagainsttheflow So amusing to watch though.
goagainsttheflow · 31-35, F
@NankerPhelge Sometimes their lies aren't exactly the same. Like one told me that he's a pilot in training. A few days later, he told me he wasn't one but enjoyed making model airplanes.
SagePoet · 70-79, M

 
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