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Is it still proper to use the term... I'll beat you like I beat a $5 hooker?

My grandfather uses the term all the time. And I do mean all the time usually has a meat cleaver in his hand as well
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Chrisy1 · 18-21, F
I reckon inflation and all that, prices have gone up :) maybe change it to $20 hooker?
Jibby · 56-60, C
@Chrisy1 no you could still get away with it here in New York if you have a little piece of that space Rock
Chrisy1 · 18-21, F
Hmmm, best stay away from $5 hookers!!
Jibby · 56-60, C
@Chrisy1 Grandpa grew up during the Depression. He still thinks a loaf of bread is 4 cents.. but I'll tell you he's usually in the store in boxer shorts and he carries a baseball bat so they don't usually give hin trouble .but the sad thing is he's still stuck in 1932
@Jibby wow🙂
Jibby · 56-60, C
@Mondayschild you spelled wow backwards by the way
Chrisy1 · 18-21, F
Huh!? How old is he!?!
Jibby · 56-60, C
@Chrisy1 I asked him once. He said to me " a gentleman never Reveals His True age" Danny threatened me with a butcher knife picked up a chicken and ran into the woods for weeks. He was calling the chicken by my deceased grandmother's name so who the hell knows what happened
Chrisy1 · 18-21, F
That's just plain weird!@Jibby
Jibby · 56-60, C
@Chrisy1 I don't know if you've seen a lot of my posts. But no grandfathers were harmed during the writing of this segment
Chrisy1 · 18-21, F
What about chickens though!?! @Surf666]
Jibby · 56-60, C
@Chrisy1 not in this post. But Millions probably died two miles away at the Popeyes and KFC in the area.. and I'm probably responsible for disposing of many of their carcasses. At least they can take solace in knowing they were reincarnated into me. Doesn't get better than that ..well maybe a little
Chrisy1 · 18-21, F
Those poor chickens, it's like Armageddon for them! Anyway, we're higher up the food chain, it's called survival of the meat eating fittest!!@Jibby
Jibby · 56-60, C
@Chrisy1 goddamn right.. in fact God himself said take whatever you want. kill , eat , destroy ..you know . As long as you honor your mother and father. So you know my ass is getting into heaven. Besides I think my God finds me very funny. And that's of course why I chose him as my god.. :-)
Chrisy1 · 18-21, F
I'd laugh so hard if the bible or various other equivalents said it in those words!! Kill, eat, destroy, go for your life - just be nice to mum and dad ;) lol @Jibby
Jibby · 56-60, C
@Chrisy1 yes and I think it says something like never hit your grandmother closed fisted
Chrisy1 · 18-21, F
Some good advice there :) @Jibby
Jibby · 56-60, C
:-) :-) :-) :-)