My coworker asked "if you were to use one word to describe yourself, what would it be?"

I just said umm...ah "weird" and went back to doing what i was doing.

Him: i'd describe you as polite.

Me: lol i don't see myself as polite? Sometimes i don't even say good morning? Haha.

Him: Yeah well i've never seen you disrespect anyone.

Me: Cause i treat everyone with respect? Am i supposed to at least disrespect someone every once and awhile? What is this about lol