Cowboy ventriloquist. There was a ventriloquist back in the wild west days that went
From town to town putting on a little show to earn some hamburger and coke money. One day as he approached another town he sees a shack and someone on the porch. So he figured he would go over and water his horse and clean up himself. When he gets close he notices an older fellow just sitting in a chair on the porch and decides to have a little fun with the guy. So he rides up and says, hey old man can I water my horse and get a drink? The old guy just nods yes. So as his drinking he saw another horse and asked, "hey old timer is that your horse?" The guy says yeah. Then he asked if he could talk to his horse. The guy says he's a horse horse can't talk. But guy asked if he can try any way. The old man said go ahead.
So the ventriloquist says hey horse is this old fellow treating you right? And the horse says yeah. We go riding and he brushes me down and feeds me so yeah he's taking care of me. The old man's eyes are bulging out he never saw his horse talk before. Then the guy asked is that your dog? The old guy says yes and the ventriloquist asked can I talk to him? The old guy says he's a dog can't talk can I try? The old guy says go ahead. So he asked the dog is the old man taking care of you. And the dog says yep, he takes me hunting,feeds me and gives me shelter so yeah he's doing good for me. Well the guy can't believe this and he's just staring.. and just before the guy gets on his horse he notices a sheep in the field. And asked is that your sheep old man? And the guy said yeah that's my sheep. Sheep big liar.
So the ventriloquist says hey horse is this old fellow treating you right? And the horse says yeah. We go riding and he brushes me down and feeds me so yeah he's taking care of me. The old man's eyes are bulging out he never saw his horse talk before. Then the guy asked is that your dog? The old guy says yes and the ventriloquist asked can I talk to him? The old guy says he's a dog can't talk can I try? The old guy says go ahead. So he asked the dog is the old man taking care of you. And the dog says yep, he takes me hunting,feeds me and gives me shelter so yeah he's doing good for me. Well the guy can't believe this and he's just staring.. and just before the guy gets on his horse he notices a sheep in the field. And asked is that your sheep old man? And the guy said yeah that's my sheep. Sheep big liar.
