I have made a decision, my friends.

After months of space travel and several attempts to gather a crew to resume my old life as a space pirate, I have given up on ever returning to that life. However, I also do not wish to return to my own people. Earth is far more fascinating, even as it descends into the throes of fascism, and I might be able to influence politics in the right direction if I return.

As such, I will be returning to Earth at the beginning of January.