Had an odd dream

That I woke up in England in the body of a high school teacher. A few things I learned about England in it that I assume are true.
Your classes end in a musical number by the students
You teach homeland security in school
You like taking your pants off when your excited
You really like bicycles 🚲
You also like large tractors 🚜
I assume all of this to be correct and will ignore any claims to the contrary
Now make me fall back asleep