This is how me and the bartenders next interaction is going to go...

Her: Did you do something new with your face?

Me: Oh yeah! i got my eyebrows done.

Her: Oh.

Me: why do you like it?

Her: ...eh, they look nice.

Me: *half jokingly* Well i'm glad you think so, cause i got them done for you 🙂‍↔


*walks away and continues on with work like i never said that*