This is the random thought dump. Drop whatever’s in your head. Maybe will feel better

Hmmm.... I've never be to Missouri. Why do they call themselves the "show me" state? What if I don't wanna. Will they force me? Can I sue. Does everyone there want to see? Oh God, are they all showing everyone? How would they even do that. Is there just a giant bowl where you drop your car keys in and then have to show whoever gets your keys? Could they be that pervy? 🤔🤔🤔 Could they be that pervy? 😏😏

They say when your foot itches, someone is thinking about you. Okay I made that up but it’s fun to think about. If sneezing means that I don’t see why toe itches can’t also mean that.

What's the next step? How could I make this work? Are you talking about me? Where the hell did I put that? I just had it. I live on the beach and my boat hasn't been in the water in two years...something has to change.

Was just thinking...

Am I crazy to believe that if I keep up this witty banter with a complete stranger she will eventually find me irresistible and seek a way to express the lustful thoughts she is finding extremely difficult to contain?
Hmmmm?

I gotta get off this phone and actually work on the plot to my book.

I wonder, has that person ever been outside? Do they have hobbies? Should I block them?

Me thinks you have athletes feet 🤔 Get you some Tinactin.

If the plural of mouse is mice, why isn't the plural of house hice?

Just gonna leave this hear .. and slip out the back door before the chipper gets up to speed...


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Want me to scratch them?