You can either clean your home before guests arrive or hand them a tequila shot as soon as they arrive.

I like to get more stuff out and tell them im having a big sort out.

Good one!

.... or. .... or... work with me here.

deploy the auto turrets.

all the benefits. more shots. .. oh hey, that works on a couple levels.
but anyway, yeah. win. win. win.

Hire a cleaner

Clean your house. No excuses.