I never thought she’d ask me this, but my friend asked me to marry her for a green card. We’ve always joked about it and I said I would.

I never thought she’d actually want me to. So I told her no. And I think she’s mad at me and thinks I’m a fake friend for it lol.

As much as I want her back here. I don’t want to do it. It’s just a lot of shit to deal with that I don’t want to go out of my way to do.


I’ve thought about it, she’s even willing to pay me. But I don’t think none of this is worth it at all.

And having to live with her. I love her but I only like her in controlled doses as I feel with all my friends. I value being alone and in my own space, and she can be a little much. And she knows it lol.

Our video calls turned into talking about our daily lives, to her asking me to find a lawyer lol.