How do you know when your old?

How do you know you've hit the stage where your finally old....
When being able to find the tums is the best thing ever at the moment.
It's 1230... I want to be sleeping and I'm needing tums... What has happened in my life that this feels too late and grease has me needing tums....
Anyone else or just me?

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lonelyloner · 31-35, F

that morning I feel am not horny any more I will feel am getting old

LandOfOz · 61-69, M

@lonelyloner the older i get the hornier i get. Its amazing

ColorMeRoz · 31-35, F

@LandOfOz oh that's a nice change!!

LandOfOz · 61-69, M

@ColorMeRoz its very nice . Its true for me age is just a number

ffony · M

@LandOfOz May you live long enough to learn that the number is not 'just a number.' Unless of course you'd rather die before that? If you're in your 60s you'll already have noticed your deterioration.