If you have more than two teeth in your mouth, you're not from the south😬

What if they are someone else's teeth?

I have all my teeth but I am from the country… not Deep South though

Thay whath?

But are you from the south or making fun of the south?

Little known fact........Someone in the south invented the "tooth" brush.

Nah, that's not the south. That's "Circle K past 1 am"

LoL

Can't wait for the follow-up reasoning on this one. For the record, soldiers during the Civil War were required to have at least that amount, so they could tear a paper cartridge to pour down the barrel.
Anyways....

I have all my teeth in my mouth and I'm from Kentuuky, y'all.

Have you been to the south? It's more like two teeth on the top row