I would be super gay if I was a dude.

The first thing I'd do with my penis is have a sword fight with another guy and I don't mean like sexually either. I'd have my hands on my hips and just swing that fvcker around and around.

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GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian and have my own harem and we would all have sexy pillow fights all day in our underwear just for fun and exercise.

I am talking large scale militarized total war, (yet gentle) pillowfights.

I am not fucking around, here.

Then I would put it on TakTak and makes shitloads of money in my underwear and never leave the house.

Free idea, enterprising ladies. You're welcome.

SatanBurger · 36-40, F

@GeistInTheMachine Lmfao I AM SPARTA!