I would be super gay if I was a dude.

Imagine having a micro penis tho

Well this made me laugh.

So guess a magical gender swap would turn you into a 13 year old boy. 😂

If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian and have my own harem and we would all have sexy pillow fights all day in our underwear just for fun and exercise.

I am talking large scale militarized total war, (yet gentle) pillowfights.

I am not fucking around, here.

Then I would put it on TakTak and makes shitloads of money in my underwear and never leave the house.

Free idea, enterprising ladies. You're welcome.

Toys are at their most fun when new. 🤣

To be honest ....the.first thing id do is have a wank😂

You know , test the theory on female vs male orgasms an all .

Purely in the name of scientific enquiry i assure you ....😜

LMFAO( so, would you now?

Funny would be same if was girl

Yeah but what if you had a micro ;;

Penises are really not that strong.

Reminds me of a scene from Chappelle's Show where he and another dude were in a ring and taking the concept of a "cockfight" way too literally